Poet for Hire

Why hire a typewriter poet (me,hi!) for your event?

Want to entertain your guests with something a little different while you get your wedding photos?

How about injecting a little heart & soul into your corporate event with a keepsake they’ll always remember?

Hire me and I’ll clack away at the keys to create on-the-spot poems for your guests in minutes based on their prompts.

Created on my vintage 1963 Olympia typewriter* in italic font, guests get an A6 poem on high quality, FairTrade, cotton rag paper** to take away.

Priced per hour, please bear in mind that poems in this format are uneditable, so they’ll contain a quirky imperfection here and there. Price is dependant on materials needed and travel requirements, so get in touch for your unique quote.

I understand how big a deal it is to trust someone new with the entertainment on your special occasion, so debut events throughout 2025 will be offered at a heavily discounted price to market rates.

Want something a little more polished? 

Chat to me about pre-typed versus as favours or gifts ahead of your event, based on the brief you provide for each guest.

*Prefer a traditional typewriter font? Let me know, it may be possible for me to source another typewriter ahead of your event, especially if you’re booking for 2026.

**This is my default paper, but if you would prefer petal paper, or wish to supply your own branded paper, this will be factored in the price.